Zapp O'Brien
A carrd for me, an absolute buffoon on twitter, to talk about myself
About
My name's Zapp
I'm 26 as of 7/6/22, he/him pronouns please, I know I mostly make female self-insert OCs, but that ain't me. As of December 2021 I switched to adding he/him pronouns to the mix and finally came out as the gross gay man I have probably always been deep down inside
I'm in way too many fandoms and my phases come and go, but I'm always horny
I'm problematic and a yumedanshi and that's about all there is to know about me
I'm fiendishly obsessed with age gap, incest, piss, and a lot of dark, problematic fictional tropes. I do really love fluffy, wholesome stuff as well, just kind of go through phases of if I want something darker or more sweet.. I also really just like anything involving the dudes I kin lmao. basically I just like a huge variety of things and it's hard to predict what I'm going to be into at the moment, but believe me, if it's not fictional, I want no part in it.
Married irl to Madfalldyn, the one non-fictional person to pass the test.
Fandoms
My main fandoms are Bleach, Pokemon, Fire Force, Blood Blockade Battlefront, Tokyo Ghoul, UC Gundam, Persona 5, Fire Emblem, Baccano!, Durarara!!, Vamp!, Hunter x Hunter, Naruto, Sk8 the Infinity, Ace Attorney, Dorohedoro
Other fandoms I'm somewhat into include Genshin Impact, Cookie Run Kingdom, Toilet-bound Hanako-kun, Cells At Work, Golden Kamuy, Bungo Stray Dogs, Danganronpa, Assassination Classroom, One Punch Man, Dead Mount Death Play, Etsusa Bridge, Oreimo, Trigun, Watchmen
Favs
I love way too many characters, but here are some major favorites for each fandom, with the Biggest Ones in italics! This not a complete list, nor is this a self-ship list, though I do self-ship with a lot of them...Bleach: Pesche Guatiche, Tesla Lindocruz, Nelliel tu Odelschwanck, Kaname Tosen, Nemu Kurotsuchi, Szayelaporro Granz, Moe Shishigawara, Yammy Llargo, Senbonzakura, Mayuri Kurotsuchi, Ganju Shiba, Isshin Kurosaki, Nanao Ise, Soi Fon, Loly Aivirrne, Kon, Shukuro Tsukishima, Yumichika Ayasegawa, Yasochika Iemura, Kugo Ginjo, Dondochakka Birstanne, Charlotte Chuhlhourne, Yachiru Kusajishi, Orihime Kurosaki, Yuzu Kurosaki, Karin Kurosaki, Tetsuzaemon Iba, Akon, Makizo Aramaki, Byakuya Kuchiki, Marechiyo Omaeda, Uryu Ishida, Keigo Asano, Ichigo Kurosaki, Ulquiorra Cifer, and honestly I could just list the whole cast at this point.Pokemon: Arven, Melli, Grimsley, Lance, Hau, Lyra, Penny, Clavell, Grusha, Larry, Jacq, Ryme, Petrel, Shielbert, Sordward, Avery, Faba, Kukui, Ingo, Emmet, Piers, Raihan, Laventon, Mira, Buck, Lear, Brycen, Ghetsis, Lysandre, N, Tabitha, Kiawe, Leaf, Red, Blue, Giovanni, Lorelei, Maxie, Courtney, Cyrus, Roark, Maylene, Charon, Hilda, Cheren, Alder, Colress, Zinzolin, Roxie, Burgh, Shauntal, Clemont, Bonnie, Serena, Diantha, Plumeria, Molayne, Sophocles, Peony, Oleana, Sonia, Volo, Cyllene, way too many more to keep goingFire Force: Viktor Licht, Sagamiya Konro, Shinmon Benimaru, Rekka Hoshimiya, Arthur Boyle, Akitaru Obi, Karim Flam, Takehisa Hinawa, Takeru Noto, Leonard Burns, Ogun Montgomery, Yona, Iris, Hinata, Hikage, Haumea, and, honestly, everyone else.Blood Blockade Battlefront: Zed O'Brien, Zapp Renfro, Dog Hummer, Deldro Brody, Leonardo Watch, Klaus von Reinherz, Blitz T. Abrams, Aligula, Raju Jugei Shizuyoshi, Philip Lenore, and if I keep going, I'll end up listing the whole cast again.Tokyo Ghoul: Shuu Tsukiyama, Kureo Mado, Nico, Kisho Arima, Itsuki Marude, Kanae von Rosewald, Shiki Kijima, Seido Takizawa, Take Hirako, Hanbeh Abara, Ginshi Shirazu, Nishiki Nishio, Kimi Nishino, Naki, Matsuri WashuuUC Gundam: Garma Zabi, Dozle Zabi, Zenna Zabi, Kycilia Zabi, Gihren Zabi, Degwin Zabi, Mineva Zabi, Sayla Mass, Char Aznable, Kai Shiden, Tem RayPersona 5: Morgana, Ichiryusai Madarame, Yusuke Kitagawa, Goro Akechi, Makoto Niijima, Suguru Kamoshida, Ryuji Sakamoto, Futaba Sakura, Sojiro SakuraSk8 the Infinity: Shadow, Tadashi, Miya, Adam, Cherry, everyone.Fire Emblem: Soren, Ike, Hubert von Vestra, Edelgard von Hresvelg, Hector, Felix Hugo Fraldarius, Ignatz Victor, Xander, Takumi, Azama, Gangrel, Walhart, Lissa, Frederick, Brady, Skrimir, Pelleas, Shinon, Tibarn, Leanne, Naesala, Reyson, Kyza, Eliwood, Narcian, Luthier, Forsyth, Innes, Ephraim, HelbindiBaccano!: Lua Klein, Ladd Russo, Ricardo Russo, Christopher Shaldred, Esperanza C. Boronal, Hong-Chi Mei, Victor Talbot, Rail, Goose Perkins, Graham Specter, BrideDurarara!!: Shingen Kishitani, Emilia Kishitani, Shinra Kishitani, Drakon, Erika Karisawa, Shuu Aozaki, Egor, Kinnosuke Kuzuhara, Mika Harima, Namie Yagiri, Haruna Niekawa, Saburo Togusa, Walker Yumasaki, Kyohei Kadota, Kasane KujiragiVamp!: Watt Stalf, Pirie Mistwalker, Mage, Zygmunt Kiparis, Caldimir AleksandrovHunter x Hunter: Milluki Zoldyck, Kite, Shoot McMahon, Kurapika, Uvogin, Zeno Zoldyck, Kikyo Zoldyck, Nobunaga Hazama, hell the rest of the Zoldycks too, Gotoh, CanaryNaruto: Neji Hyuga, Might Guy, Shikamaru Nara, Sakura Haruno, Ino Yamanaka, Ebisu, Karin Uzumaki, Tenten, and I have an ongoing love-hate affair with Jiraiya because he was my first love but I can't stand him now, but am also definitely still in love with himAce Attorney: Gregory Edegeworth, Manfred von Karma, Benjamin Woodman, Diego Armando, Redd White, April May, Miles Edgeworth, Dick Gumshoe, Larry Butz, Phoenix Wright, Mia Fey, Franziska von KarmaDorohedoro: En, Noi, Fujita, Chota, Shin, Ebisu, TanbaHonorable mentions go to Timaeus, Shikanoin Heizou, Kamisato Ayaka, Klee, Chili Pepper Cookie, Custard Cookie III, Red Velvet Cookie, Pure Vanilla Cookie, Akane Aoi, Natsuhiko Hyuuga, Nene Yashiro, Killer T Cell, Tokushirou Tsurumi, Korosensei, Doppo Kunikida, Teruteru Hanamura, Tsubaki Iwanome, Greatest Zhang, Sir Nighteye, Minoru Mineta, King, Gennosuke Miura, Donatello, Vash the Stampede, Adrian Veidt, and Vince Noir for being my number one for some reason.
Ships
Not a full ship list, just a big list of major favorites. To avoid confusion based on how different fandoms present different ships, I'll just do name x name. My top OTP will be in italics.Bleach: Nnoitra x Tesla, Ichigo x Nelliel, Ulquiorra x Orihime, Mayuri x Nemu, Shunsui x Nanao, Ikkaku x Yumichika, Ichigo x Orihime, Rudobon x Loly, Isshin x Yuzu, Marechiyo x Soi Fon, Kaname x Shuhei, Byakuya x Yachiru, Renji x Rukia, Byakuya x Rukia, Kenpachi x Yachiru, Szayelaporro x Nnoitra, Aizen x Momo, any flavor of Kurosakicest, Kisuke x Ururu, everyone x Loly, Toshiro x Rangiku, Ishidacest, Ichigo x Riruka, Orihime x Riruka, Orihime x Nelliel, Yoruichi x Soi Fon, Kenpachi x Nnoitra, Nnoitra x Nelliel, Chad x Ichigo, Love x Hiyori, Kensei x Mashiro, Kugo x Tsukishima, Luppi x Charlotte, Dordoni x Loly, way more Bleach ships than I can count, and for Burn the Witch, my mains are Balgo x Noel, Bruno x Sullivan, and Ninny x Macy.Pokemon: Arven x Juliana, Lance x Lyra, Hau x Moon, Buck x Mira, Juliana x Penny, Clavell x Juliana, Guzma x Kukui, Giovanni x Leaf, Red x Leaf x Blue, Petrel x Lyra, Maxie x May, Maxie x Tabitha x Courtney, Norman x May, Wallace x Lisia, Cyrus x Dawn, Crasher Wake x Maylene, Ghetsis x Hilda, Cheren x Hilda, N x Hilda, Alder x Hilda, Brycen x Rosa, Lysandre x Serena, Clemont x Bonnie, Kiawe x Moon, Kiawe x Mimo, Sordward x Gloria x Shielbert, Avery x Gloria, Peony x Gloria, Leon x Gloria, Hop x Gloria, Rose x Oleana, Larry x Iono, Ryme x Tulip, Rika x Poppy, Grusha x Juliana, Larry x Juliana, Jacq x Juliana, Giacomo x Penny, Mela x Atticus, Ortega x Eri.Fire Force: Hard to pin down a main ship, I pretty much ship Shinra with everybody, but some standout Shinra ships are Iris, Obi, Viktor, Hibana, and Sho; Konro x Benimaru, Obi x Iris, Hinawa x Maki, Hibana x Iris x Shinra, Arthur x Maki, Vulcan x Yu, Joker x Viktor, any combination of Benimaru, Konro, Hinata, and Hikage, Rekka x Tamaki, Charon x Haumea, Karim x Huo Yan, Karim x Rekka, Karim x Konyango, Sho x ArrowBlood Blockade Battlefront: Zapp x Zed, Klaus x Zapp, Zapp x Leo, Zapp x Chain, Abrams x Zapp, Zapp x everyone, Steven x Leo, Zed x Leo, Abrams x KlausTokyo Ghoul: Tsukiyama x Kaneki, Nishiki x Kimi, Kaneki x Touka, Ayato x Hinami, Tsukiyama x Kanae, Urie x Mutsuki, Urie x Shirazu, Akira x Amon x Takizawa x Gori, Naki x Miza, Matsuri x UrieUC Gundam: Dozle x Zenna, Degwin x Garma, Tem x Amuro, Char x Garma, Kycilia x Garma, Gihren x Garma, Dozle x Garma, Degwin x Kycilia, Gihren x Kycilia, Char x Sayla, Kai x Sayla, Amuro x Sayla, Sayla x Fraw, Hayato x Fraw, Bright x Mirai, Hankin x Emma, Kamille x Fa, Char x Mineva, Char x LalahPersona 5: Kamoshida x Ren, Ren x any phantom thief, Ryuji x Futaba, Akechi x FutabaSk8 the Infinity: Adam x Langa, Reki x Miya, Shadow x Miya, Joe x Cherry, Adam x Tadashi, Adam x Miya, Tadashi x Reki, pretty much any combination can probably get me goingFire Emblem: Ike x Soren, Hubert x Byleth x Edelgard, Felix x Byleth, Xander x Corrin, Skrimir x Soren, Chrom x Cordelia, Frederick x Lissa, Gangrel x Robin, Takumi x Oboro x Hinata, Tibarn x Reyson, Naesala x Leanne, Hector x Eliwood, Innes x EphraimBaccano!: Ladd x Lua, Christopher x Ricardo, Christopher x Chi, Christopher x Rail, Gustav x Carol, idk all the canon ones tooDurarara!!: Shingen x Emilia, them but also with Egor, them but also with Kasane, Erika x Walker x Saburo x Kadota, Shinra x Celty, Seiji x MikaVamp!: Watt x Pirie, Watt x Mage, Caldimir x ZygmuntHunter x Hunter: Kite x Gon, Kurapika x Leorio, Uvogin x Nobunaga, Hisoka x Gon, Silva x Kikyo, Zoldyckcest of most flavors (but bigtime IlluKillu and SilvaIllu), Uvogin x Shizuku, Palm x Gon, Knov x PalmNaruto: Shikamaru x Naruto, Naruto x Sakura, Sakura x Ino, Choji x Ino, Neji x HInata, Lee x Tenten, Sasuke x Karin, Jiraiya x NarutoGenshin Impact: Timaeus x Lumine, Lumine x any anemo boy, Itto x Sara, Kaeya x Klee, Zhongli x Xiao, Ayaka x LumineCookie Run Kingdom: Chili Pepper x Custard III, Vampire x Alchemist, Licorice x Poison Mushroom, Knight x Princess, Chili Pepper x Rye, Wizard x Chili PepperAce Attorney: Dick x Miles, Miles x Phoenix, Diego x Mia, Redd x April, Miles x FranziskaDorohedoro: Shin x Noi, Fujita x Ebisu, En x NoiToilet-bound Hanako-kun: Hanako x Nene, Teru x Kou, Kou x Nene, Teru x Nene, Yugicest, Sakura x Nene, Tsuchigomori x Hanako, Tsuchigomori x Nene, Tsukasa x Mitsuba
OCs and Selfships
Here are some of my more notable OC ships/selfships that I write about sometimes. Currently just Pokemon, Bleach, and Fire Force on here. Someday I will have character sheets to link for them.Hoenn:
Deoxys x Maggie
Tabitha x Team Magma Grunt (sometimes poly with Maxie and Courtney)Unova:
Burgh x Fara
Grimsley x Stella (sibling incest)
Ghetsis x Eudora (parent incest)
N x Eudora (sibling incest)
Zinzolin x MargeretKalos:
Diantha x Sylvie (sibling incest)- sometimes OT4 with Lysandre and AugustineAlola:
Faba x Vicia
Molayne x Molli (sibling incest)
Sopochles x Molli (cousin incest)
Ilima x DahliaGalar:
Piers x ZappAnime Exclusives:
Tracey Sketchit x Hannah
Conway x Mia
Rotom Dex x AudreyBleach (hardly any of these have names):
Pesche x Naoko, a soul reaper who falls in love at first sight
Ganju x his little wife
Mayuri x Nemu x Akon x some test subject
Moe x Yukina, Tsukishima's groomed gf
Tsukishima x Yukina, his groomed gf
Hanataro x a busty squad four girl
Iemura x that busty girl's flat little sister
Kon x idk some girl who starts dating him as Ichigo and then does not at all mind dating a plushie
Tetsuzaemon x squad seven third seat/lieutenant when he moves up
Maki-Maki x Makiba, a cute girl from another squad who has a huge crush on him
Isshin x a human to be his second wife
Isshin x soul who is his first wife in an AU where no plot happens
Kugo x some girl he groomed
Marechiyo x his arranged fiancee who adores him
Ukitake x one of his little sistersSentaro x one of Ukitake's other little sisters
Soi Fon x a woman who simps for her as hard as she simps for Yoruichi
Keigo x a first year who is madly in love with him
Uryu x ditto
Kaname x his third seat
Rose x his third seat (sometimes Izuru is also there)Fire Force (none of them have names):
Viktor x 16-year-old Fire Soldier who love-at-first-sights with him
Obi x 16-year-old Fire Soldier x Hinawa, and they're in some secret relationship with a lot of incest rp
Rekka x a nun who is obsessed with him, and they're in a really toxic relationship that can't really classify as a relationship
Karim x a Fire Soldier that he just hits it off with, idk, she's his girlfriend and they're pretty normal and healthy
Konro x a much younger soldier who has had a crush on him for a while, sometimes it's a threesome with Benimaru I guess
Arthur x a 25-year-old who plays along with everything, spoils him, and loves being his princess
Yona x some cultist who is really just there to fuck him for some reason
BFY and DNI
Before You Follow:
You've probably gathered by now that I post a lot of problematic content. I thirstpost a lot, so that's a thing, and I'll post about incest, age gap, noncon/dubcon, piss, what have you. Maybe other things, I don't know, I'm into a lot of stuff.Do not follow if:
You're under 18
You're an anti
You're a bigot
You're a MAP or zoo
You're easily bothered by me bitching about things I don't like, cos seriously, when I get pissy I can be really annoying about things I don't like
I do have a locked vent account but sometimes I want to bitch to the world so yeahI might not follow back if:
You post a lot of content for ships I don't like, but I do make exceptions sometimes, so if we are already mutuals and you post a lot of that, don't worry, I'm not breaking mutual over ships any time soon.You post things that talk shit about the stuff I'm into, whether you're meaning it in anti way or not, it often comes across that way and I just kinda don't want in on that.You don't post anything I'm super into.
DROP YOUR KINLIST
Uhh kinda playing it fast and loose here, so don't ask me questions because I do not have answers (dabs)
Much like everything else in my life, I don't take it seriously, so yeah.
If a character is italicized, it means they're a big one for me and I'm fine if you use their name to refer to me as a nickname, or nicknames based off of it.The Big Three:
Zapp Renfro (BBB), Nnoitra Gilga (Bleach), Christopher Shaldred (Baccano!)
The three core components that make up the Zapp O'Brien SoupThe rest of them fuckers (listed alphabetically by fandom, not by importance):Ace Attorney: Dick Gumshoe
Baccano!: Ladd Russo
Bleach: Ikkaku Madarame
Bungo Stray Dogs: Osamu Dazai
Fire Emblem: Leopold von Bergliez, Morion
Fire Force: Shinra Kusakabe
Genshin Impact: Arataki Itto
Gundam: Kai Shiden
Homestar Runner: Strong Bad (please don't ask, I have literally kinned him since I was eight years old)
Hunter x Hunter: Leorio Paladiknight
Mob Psycho 100: Reigen Arataka
My Hero Academia: Hizashi Yamada, Katsuki Bakugo
Persona 5: Ryuji Sakamoto
Pokemon: Giacomo, Guzma
Promare: Galo Thymo
Sk8 the Infinity: Ainosuke Shindo, Reki Kyan
Soul Eater: Blackā
Star
Tokyo Ghoul: Kazuichi Banjo
Vamp!: Caldimir Aleksandrov, Watt Stalf
Watchmen: Eddie Blake
Trans HeadCanons
For requests that I do on tumblr, here's some special information!First of all, for fandoms, unless stated otherwise, only the following are allowed: Bleach, Burn the Witch, Pokemon (main games, Legends, and Alola anime), Fire Force, UC Gundam, Persona 5, Fire Emblem (Tellius-present, no FEH), Blood Blockade Battlefront, Tokyo Ghoul, Naruto, Hunter x Hunter, Sk8 the Infinity, Undertale (only the canon game, I don't know any of the AUs), Deltarune (ditto), Watchmen, Promare, Baccano!, Durarara!!, Vamp!, Etsusa Bridge, and Soul Eater.Ships I will never do for free requests are: Ichigo x Rukia+, Toshiro x Momo+, Toshiro x Karin, Gin x Rangiku (Bleach), Brendan x May+, Cheren x Bianca+, Lance x Leon+, Raihan x Leon+, Dendra x Tulip+, Hau x Gladion+, Hau x Lillie+, anything with anime Serena+, Bede x Hop, Carmen x Eri (Pokemon), Juggernaut x Tamaki, anything with Inca (Fire Force), Dorothea x Ingrid, Sylvain, Felix, Petra, Lorenz, Edelgard, Felix x Anette, Sumia x Chrom, Sumia x Cordelia, anything involving Cynthia, Soleil x Ophelia, Claude x Dimitri+, Hilda x Marianne+, Leo x Takumi+, Subaki x Hana+, Ike x Marth, het Ike ships, anything involving Lyndis+ (Fire Emblem), Klaus x Leo, anything involving Black, White, King of Despair (Blood Blockade Battlefront), anything involving Hairu, Suzuya x Hanbeh (Tokyo Ghoul), NaruHina (Naruto), Alphys x Undyne (Undertale), Noelle x Susie (Deltarune), Ladd and Lua with anyone but each other (Baccano!), Shizaya (Durarara!!).I'm strict about the following pronouns and will not use other ones in my writing:
Kyza (Fire Emblem)- she/her
Toru Mutsuki (Tokyo Ghoul)- he/him
Nico (Tokyo Ghoul)- she/her
Kanae von Rosewald (Tokyo Ghoul)- she/her or they/them
Ricardo Russo (Baccano!)- she/her
Alluka Zoldyck (Hunter x Hunter)- she/her
Neferpitou (Hunter x Hunter)- they/them
Crona (Soul Eater)- they/them
Charlotte Chuhlhourne (Bleach)- she/her
Giselle Gewelle (Bleach)- she/herthese are characters that I am, more often than not, going to default to writing as trans, whether you request them that way or not.
Any character not on this list, you are free to request as trans at any time still.Bleach:
Emilou Apache
Ikkaku Madarame
Izuru Kira
Jinta Hanakari
Jugram Haschwalth
Luppi Antenor
Menoly Mallia
Nnoitra GilgaBurn the Witch:
Bruno BangnyfeFire Emblem:
Leopold von Bergliez
Soren
SotheFire Force:
YuPokemon:
Giacomo
Guzma
Lian
Lillie
Marnie
Opal
PennySoul Eater:
Black*StarThe following characters are ones that I may or may not write as trans, so if you really prefer them one way or another, you should specify, so that I can do my best to accommodate your request.Bleach:
Di Roy Rinker
Hiyori Sarugaki
Isane KotetsuBlood Blockade Battlefront:
Zapp RenfroFire Emblem:
Caspar von BergliezFire Force:
Shinmon Benimaru
Shinra KusakabePersona 5:
Futaba Sakura
Ren AmamiyaPokemon:
Adaman
Atticus
Bede
Fantina
Katy
Ortega
Piers
Will